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YO MAMA SO UGLY she put the Boogie man outta business. YO MAMA SO UGLY she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt YO MAMA SO UGLY when she wobbles down the street in September, folk say, "Damn it, can't believe it's Halloween already..." YO MAMA SO UGLY when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals' YO MAMA SO UGLY she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure! YO MAMA SO UGLY minutes after she was born her Mother shouted 'What a treasure!" and her Poppa said "Yes, now let's go and bury her..." YO MAMA SO UGLY they push her face into the dough mixture when making Monster cookies. YO MAMA SO UGLY when they took her to the Beautician it took 10 hours....and that was just for the quote! YO MAMA SO UGLY yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesny have to kiss her goodbye... YO MAMA SO UGLY she put Marilyn Manson out of business. YO MAMA SO UGLY she was a guard at Snake Mountain YO MAMA SO UGLY they knew what time she was born cuz her face stopped the clock... YO MAMA SO UGLY even Harry Knowles refused to date her. YO MAMA SO UGLY they embalmed her face on a box of super-strength laxatives and sold it empty! YO MAMA SO UGLY she gets 364 extra days just to dress up for Halloween. YO MAMA SO UGLY Tony Blair moved Halloween to her birthday. YO MAMA SO UGLY you papa throws the ugly stick and she goes fetches it every time. YO MAMA SO UGLY she scared the stitching outta Frankenstein. YO MAMA SO UGLY we had to tie a steak round her neck so the dogs would play with her. YO MAMA SO UGLY I heard yer Father first met her at the Zoo. YO MAMA SO UGLY her shadow gave up.
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Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please." Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo. Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it. Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs! Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code! Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon! Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved! Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her! Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in! Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago... Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg. Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky! 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Yo momma so fatHer belly button's got an echo. Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks! Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand! Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper! Yo momma so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock. Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out! Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights! Yo momma so fat she got hit by a parked car! Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out! Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans! Yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu. Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping Yo momma so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground. Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets. Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get again. 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Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures. Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard. Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles. Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon. Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl. Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it. Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?" Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow! Yo momma so fat she uses I-95 for a Slip 'n Slide. Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks. Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!! Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet. Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship. 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