Beautiful SMS

☻Make A Promise To Yourself,
Always To Choose The Best Things In Life,
To Hold On To Your Dreams,
To Believe In Your Ideas And Follow Ur Heart,
Because Life Is Beautiful Just Like You…

☻I knew no beauty, until you appeared. I knew no sweetness until you came. I knew no joy, until you cared. I knew no sorrow, until you left. I know you will come back, and make me love again.

☻Why do we close our eyes when we sleep, when we cry, when we imagine, when we kiss? Because the most beautiful thing in the world is unseen.


☻Hello Friends,
I get good replys of the previous mail,
So there is once again Some Special SMS for you.
I know you will definietly like it.
Special SMSs Just 4 U
Life is 4 livin, I Live 4 U.
Songs r 4 singin, I Sing 4 U.
Love is 4 carin, I Care 4 U.
Angels r 4 keepin, Can I keep U...?

☻My friendship is like an onion which has many
layers in it. It will add taste to your life ,
but if u try to cut it, u will have tears in
your eyes........

☻Some people were born with talents. They can do beautiful things with their skills, knowledge and technology. But no one is as talented as you. You just come near, and there is already beauty.

☻Heart is equal to a mirror, Mirror shows reflection, &
Heart shows affection.
Both have one equal quality,
can’t be reformed once broken.!

☻What good is beauty without brains, looks without charm, money without happiness, a smile without feelings, a life without you?

☻The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too. But if rain really makes all things beautiful, why doesn't it rain on you?

☻I keep memories of all our special times tucked in my heart n wen i remember those times,I smile n fall in luv wit our friendship all over again. . .

☻The WORLD is Like An Institute
Someone Enter to LEARN
Someone Enter to Earn
BUT
Someone Born to Love
Like We All.

☻Mistakes are painful when they happen
but
years later a collection of mistakes is called
Experience
which leads u to success...

☻We dream of having sum1 we really like,
bt life isnt like dat..
we dnt get evrythng we want bt the end..
we end up luving sum1 better dan we dream of..

☻Hard work is like a cup of milk
luck is just like a spoon of sugar
God always giv sugar 2 those who hav cup of milk!

☻See d Good In Everyone.
Be Blind 2 ThE Faults Of Others.
It Brings Peace In Ur Life.Things Dont Change,
U Change Ur Way Of Looking @ ThEm..!

☻Smile is a cooling system of heartSparkling
system of eyesLighting system of faceRelaxing
system of mindSo,activate all systemSMILE. .

☻WOnderful ppl r carefully created by GOd.
WOnderful mOments r amazingly planned by GOd
& a wOnderful frnd lyk u is persOnaly gifted by GOD.!

☻If i cud reach up and hold a star
4 every time u made me smile
The entire evening sky
Wud b in the palm of my hand.

Sardar SMS Jokes

☻Two Sardar stopped suddenly.
1st Sardar: OMG! My wife and my girlfriend coming together.
2nd Sardar: Mine too.



☻A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?

Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?


☻How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.

☻Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!



☻A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.


☻A small 2 seater plane was crashed in graveyard.
A Sardar was investigation officer.
In report he said:
500 dead bodies are found
and digging for rest.



☻Sardar at an Art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!


☻Interviewer: Where were you born?
Sardar: Punjab.
Interviewer: Which part?
Sardar: What which part, whole body was born in Punjab. “;-)

☻Sardar’s wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep
not screaming
like all the passengers in the
car he was driving..

☻Sardar and Pathan going somewhere together.
They found 1000 Rs. on the way.
Pathan: Let’s take 50/50.
Sardar: What will do of remaining 900?

☻Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar:
“Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.”

☻A Sardar and his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked: How will you divide?
You have 3 children.
Sardar replied: OK! We will apply next year.

☻NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

☻Waiter gives bill to Sardar
Sardar: Take my card.
Waiter: But sir, this is Ration Card.
Sardar: So what?
You have written outside
“ALL CARDS ACCEPTED”

☻Sardar told his servant:
Go and water the plants. Servant
it’s already raining. Sardar: So what?
Take an umbrella and go.

☻Judge: Why are you arrested?
Sardar: For shopping early?
Judge: Well, thats not a crime, anyway how early you were shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop…,

☻Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, “DELIVERED”.

☻Interviewer: Congrats, you are selected.
Your 1st month salary is Rs: 6000.
Next month salary will be 10000.
Sardar: Ok sir, I’ll Join next month.

☻Sardar proposed a girl……
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u…….
Sardar said Oye no problem
soniye I’ll marry u next year.

☻Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant.
She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.

☻2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.

☻How do you sink a submarine
filled with sardars..?
.
.
.
.
Just knock the door.

☻Astrologer: you must married only 32 years old women to start a happy life.
sardar: shall I married two 16 years old girls

☻On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”.

☻As train start running,
a sardar got the train.
TT: Don’t you see it’s female bogie?
Sardar: Sorry, I thought you were a man.

☻Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.

☻Sardar: Will you marry me?
Girl: Sorry I am a lesbian.
Sardar: What’s a lesbian?
Girl: I like to sleep with girls.
Sardar: Give me a hand… I am also lesbian

☻Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler

☻Sardar had twins. He named Tara & Sitara.
Again twins, He named Peter & Repeater.
Again twins, He named Max & Climax.
Again twins, finally He named STOP & FULLSTOp:-)

☻Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?”
Sardar :”Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright”

☻Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense
Sardar: The future tense is “You will go to jail”

☻Sardar comes back to his car
&
find a note saying ‘Parking Fine’
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole
‘Thanks for compliment.’

☻Sardar complained to the police: ‘Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.’
Police: ‘How the thief did not take TV?’
Ah Beng : ‘I was watching TV news…’

☻Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

☻Sardar: I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Sardar: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

☻Sardar bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone
from his Phone Book & said,
My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610

☻A sardarji photographer is focusing
a dead body’s face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him.
why? He said “SMILE PLEASE”

☻Sardar was giving his medical entrance exam
He gave definitions as follows:
Antibody:
Against everybody
Artery:
Study of fine art paintings
Cardiology:
Advanced study of playing cards
CT scan:
Scanning 4 lost whistle..
Coma:
Punctuation mark
Bacteria:
Back door to a cafeteria…

☻Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

☻A sardar goes to an electronics shop to buy a TV.
Do you have color TVs?
Sure.
Give me a green one, please.

☻Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born
I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA

☻Teacher: What is tha difference between orange & apple?
Sardar: The color of orange is orange but the color of apple is not apple.

☻A bird was disturbing to a Sardar.
Finally Sardar caught it and decided to kill it cruelly,
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it

☻Boss asked Sardar
to buy two corner tickets for a movie
to watch with his Girlfriend.
Sardar bought two corner tickets:
A1…………….A25

☻A sardar ji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse :-
I Love You sister….

☻Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked: Why are you writing so slowly?
Sardar: Im writing to my 6 years old son,
he cant read very fast.

☻Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”

☻SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE

☻Sardar As A Director:
You Have To Jump In The Swimming Pool From 100.ft Height.
Hero: I Don’t Know Swimming
Sardar: Oye Don’t Worry Yaar! Pool Is Empty;-)



☻Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!


☻Sardar: ‘Doctor, my son swallowed a key.’
Doctor: When?
Sardar: 3 months ago.
Doctor: What were u doing till now?
Sardar: We were using duplicate key.
Doctor: So why have u come today?
Sardar: We ve lost the duplicate key !!!



☻Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA

Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA


☻Sardar in airoplane going to Bombay.
While its landing he shouted:
“Bombay ….Bombay”
Airhostess said: “B silent.”
Sardar: “Ok… Ombay… Ombay”

☻Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said India is developing fast,
see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air

☻Teacher: What happen on 1869?
Sardar: I don’t know.
Teacher: Stupid its birthday of Gandhi G.
Now tell me what happen on 1873?
Sardar: Its 4th birthday of Gandhi G:-)

☻In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

☻Sardar after interview
everything went fine till the time
he asked me for testimonials.
I guess i showed him the wrong thing !!!

Adult SMS

☻Girl: Im like a radio,my mouth spkr,my left breast
tuner, right 1 volume. Man:Can I try?(touches d
breats)-no sound. Girl:U havent plugged in yet!

☻Nipple Nipple dont be far, can I press u in my car. Up
above the chest so high, always milky never dry. Let
me suck you, dont feel shy.

☻Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your
breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me
take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged

☻The sky is blue,grass is green,harder the fuck the
louder the scream,louder the scream the better the
fuck,give me a ring u might be in luck

☻Q:Who is stronger, Man Or Woman? A:A woman bcos she
lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2
stones with the help of a crane.

☻A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.

☻Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do.
MOM:Put ur biggest thng on her hairiest thng. SON:got
my nose in her armpit. Now what?

☻rooster&cat goin over bridge,cat slips&falls in
river.rooster cant stop laughin.wats D moral?whereva
therZ a wet pussy therZ a happy cock

☻LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES A
CREAMY FOAMY LIQUID AS IT THRUSTS IN&OUT,UP&DOWN,CAN`T
WAIT 4 NEXT TIME.LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH

Daring SMS

☻You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!


☻I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...


☻Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you !


☻I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink ! O damned My sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer ...

☻I wish you lots of itching and short arms.


☻You have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard!


☻Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!


☻If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do you wear a bra????!!!


☻A fart is a flying planet, created by God and produced by men!


☻Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..


☻Oké honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ?


☻I am born this way, but what is your excuse?


☻I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke !


☻Some people die. Others become a teacher...


☻The more the merrier. The more women, the more prettier.


☻Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the stork.


☻If I ever die because of marihuana, mark on my grave, I am too stoned to get up!!


☻When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!


☻You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea.


☻When are you really full of confidence? .............. If you fart having diarrhoea.


☻Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo !!!


☻On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!


☻Nice hair, a shame that you sit on it.


☻Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!


☻He kisses her gently on the lips. She does not feel comfortable, squeezes her legs, and so his glasses broke.


☻A woman is a marvellous creation, she produces milk without eating grass, she bleeds without being hurt, gets wet even when it does not rain and sucks without needing power.


☻It is red and it taps on the window .................... A baby in a microwave.


☻I like your style ... I like your class ... but most of all I like your ass

Dirty SMS

☻Man Teases his ex-wife's new husband: So, dude how was the second-hand stuff?
New husband: Not bad. After the first 3 inches, she was brand new.

☻Whenever u feel low, depressed or useless, remember that u r the same sperm that won a battle against a million others.


☻Blonde: I think my tits are full of water.
Doctor: How do u figure that?
Blonde: Everytime a guy squeezes them my pussy gets wetv

☻Q: What's the definition of indefinitely?
A: When your balls are slapping up against her ass, you are in.....definitely.

☻Cricketer describing a nude girl:
There is no cover, there is no extra cover, there 2 silly points, 2 fine legs & a deep gully, with little grass on the pitch.

☻What's the geographical definition of sex?
It's an action done by Pol-land into Hol-land between Thai-land, occasionally with a little help from Greece!

☻What is invisible sex?
A male Negro fucking a female Negro under moonless night in a coal mine wearing a black condom.

☻Q: Does penis deserve overtime & hazard pay?
A: Yes! Coz it works in deep, damp, hot tunnels, often head down & mostly in night shifts!

☻UR msgs r like a Girl's Period, comes once a month for 3-4days & disappears. But My msgs r like a Man's Sperms that come Daily or Twice a Day. So msg like a Man.

☻Prof teaching muscle movement, asks a lady: Do you know what your asshole does when you have an orgasm?
Lady: Sure, he's at the office, working!

☻A woman who arouses a man and leaves is called a Cockteaser. What is a man who does the same called?
A Moisturiser.

☻Our love will never become cold and hollow unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

☻A prostitute's nursery rhyme:
One two lets screw,
Three four I'm a whore,
Five six suck the dick,
Seven eight ejaculate,
Nine ten fuck me again.

☻A friend like u is not like boobs coz everyone sucks them. Not like vagina coz it tears. You r like a penis coz it always stands when needed.

☻A man was fucking a nurse. She shouts: Aah it's painful.
Man: Kamini, daily u r injecting me where I don't hv hole, I'm putting it in ur hole & u say it hurts

☻3 men sitting in a cafe, all wanking.
Waitress: What the fuck are you all doing?
One points to a sign that reads: FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!

☻Happiness is like penis; always looks small if u hold it in ur hands but when u learn to share it, u'll realize how big & precious it is!

☻Latest product in the market: George Bush condoms ideal for fuckers who dont know when to pull out

☻Q: Who's senior: Penis or Vagina?
A: Vagina, because penis always stands up in its honour.

☻They have found a new position in the Karma Sutra. It's called the 'plumber'...
Two of you stay in all day and no f*cker comes!

☻Women r the best Engines: Accepts any size of Piston, are self Lubricating, start up with a Finger, automatic oil change every 4 week.

☻Sex poetry: It's not the length, it's not the size, it's not how many times u can make it rise. It's not how well it fits, but how late it spits

☻Skoda recently launched a new car model LAURA. All drivers are having a tough time when theor Memsahibs say: Driver Laura Nikalo!

☻Little Girl: Mom, I just found out that the boy next door has a penis like a peanut.
Mommy: U mean it's small?
Little Girl: No, it's salty.

☻Man gives blood to save his girlfriends life. Later on they split up & man wants blood back. She throws a used tampon at him & says: Pay u monthly, u bastard!

☻The first day at the London sperm bank was pretty unsuccessful. Only three men made appointments and, of those, one came on the bus and the other two missed the tube.

☻All eggs in women decided to fight against sperms. They waited with guns in the pussy. That night no one came. Suddenly 1 shouted: Hamla Peeche se hua hai...

☻What is Long & Hard, has a hole at the tip and when u insert it into a wet, hairy & tight hole makes u feel better?
Vicks Inhaler

☻When u don't know whether to luv or hate, when u r in confused state, don't feel and don't debate, just sit alone & ...... MASTURBATE

Kiss SMS

☻A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss aint a kiss unless its wiv tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise

☻KISS is purely organic and naturally sweet,
has no artificial ingredients and
is 100% wholesome.
Here’s one for you.
MMWAAAH! Have a nice day!

☻Love is the name,kiss is the game forget the name lets play the game.

☻Wen nite cums look 2 da sky,
if u c a falling star dont wonder Y.
Just make a vsh,
trust me it will cum true,
coz wen i did it, i found U.

☻Love is heat.
You are sweet.
When two Lips are meet.
Love is complete.

☻If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a kiss,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
So wat will U do?

☻"Where should one use perfume?"
a young woman asked.
"Wherever one wants to be kissed,"
I said.


☻if i could bring back memories i would bring the first day i kissed you i look you in the eyes and felt love.thanks god an angel came into my life!

☻Love is blind
Be very kind
when I kiss you
Please don’t mind.

☻My love for you grows more with each passing day,
The thought of your gorgeous face takes my breath away:
Those brown eyes fill my soul with happiness,
Those luscious lips I love to kiss.

☻My eyes are eager to see you,
my ears are eager to listen you,
my lips are eager to kiss you,
and my dreams in night are eager to welcome you

☻U r sweeter than honey. purer than milk. softer than flower. since i have u as my lover, come to me near, i'll kiss ur lips without fear. u'll say, having u is treasure & be wit me for ever.

☻The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky,
the rose may kiss the butterfly,
the morning due may kiss the grass
but you my friend may kiss my lips!!

☻I'm a kisser, i kiss people for money
I'm a kisser, i kiss people for money, but you are my friend
I ll KISS YOU FOR FREE !!


☻cut a fish in a dish,
if you love me
give me a KISS

☻Son: The girl of our neighbors
don’t understand English.
Father: How do you know?
Son: I said to her “Give Me Sweet Kiss”
and she slapped me.

☻A kiss is an inquiry in the upper Floor about vacancy in the lower floor.

☻Whats life ? Life is love.
Whats love ? Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.
I”ve been thinking about u and me..
if we were alone how it would be..
I would kiss u all over till ur feeling hot..
then give u a sensation when I hit the spot!


☻What is Kiss? Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion, that will lead to further penetation,in fast acceleration that will build the next generation.


☻If I had one wish
I would give you a long and tender kiss
and if I had two wishes
then I would choose to do it over again.

☻If luvin” was aginst the law,
and kissin” was a crime,
i would gladly spend my life with u,
in prison doin” time.

☻“Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score;
Then to that twenty, add a hundred more:
A thousand to that hundred: so kiss on,
To make that thousand up a million.
Treble that million, and when that is done,
Let”s kiss afresh, as when we first begun.”

☻A peach is a peach.
a plum is a plum.
a kiss is not a kiss unless its with tongues.
so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.

☻Whats life ? Life is love.
Whats love ? Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you

☻Kissing you baby is my dream.
I am strawberry & you are the cream.
Handle me gently keep me real keen.
U & i together babes is passion so extreme!

☻Give me one kiss to go to sleep.
Give me two kisses to dream.
Give me an endless row of kisses to,
when I wake up in the morning,
think of you as the last kiss I never forget it.

☻what kisses mean
KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends,
KISS ON NECK=i want u,
KISS ON LIPS=i love u,
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=…lets not get carried away!

☻Nice Kiss is on Head.
Sweet Kiss is on Cheeks.
Passionate Kiss is on Lips.
Romantic Kiss is on Neck
and
Seriously Hottest Kiss is on “IRON”
Try it now. Mmmmuah

☻Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
kisses spread germs and germs are hated.
but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated

☻Kiss is a key of love
love is a lock of marriage
marriage is a box of children
children is a problem of world.
Please stop kissing
and
save the world.

☻If kisses were water,
I will give you the sea,
If hugs were leaves,
I will give you a tree,
If you love a planet,
I will give you a galaxy,
If friendship is life,
I will give you mine.

☻Never ask 4 a kiss, just take it.
Never give a hug, ask 4 it.
Never ask do u love me, first say I love u.
Never say I cant live without u, say I live for u.


☻Kissing you baby is my dream.Im the strawberry & ur the cream.Handle me gently keep me real keen.U & i together babes is passion so extreme!

☻wot kisses mean!KISS ON HAND=i adore u KISS ON CHEEK=lets b friends KISS ON NECK=i want u KISS ON LIPS=i luv u KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=...lets not get carried away!

☻Kisses blown r kisses wasted.kisses rnt kisses unless they r tasted.kisses spread germs and germs r hated.but u can kiss me baby im vaccinated

Wrong Person Messages

☻I wanted to send u something nice that would make u smile but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox!

☻This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience

☻Ur cute gorgeous fine & dandy.really sexy u make me randy.ur good wiv ur mouth & also in bed …oops sorry wrong number 4get wot I said!

☻I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day.It was stunning sexy cute beautiful & adorable.I was supposed 2buy it4u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION

☻Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. Thats enough bout me-How r u?

☻You’re Attractive Gorgeous Sexy Intelligent Smart Charming Sophisticated Fit Kind & Generous. In fact you’re becoming more like me everyday!

☻Uve got sex appeal.uve got style.uve got intelligence.uve got class.uve got the face & uve got the body & ive got the wrong number!

☻Ure so sexy u drive me insane.i luv u so much dat my heart is in pain.ur sexy voice puts me in a slumber.oh damn im sorry i have the wrong number

Romantic SMS

☻Cute Love Story.
Boy: Hey I’ve got two words to say.
Girl: What?
Boy: I LOVE U
Girl: Huh.. Isn’t that 3 words?
Boy: No! Because (U) And (I) Are One:-):-D

☻If I could have ,
I would wish to wake up everyday
To the sound of your breath on my neck,
The warmth of your lips on my cheek,
The touch of your fingers on my skin,
And the feel of your heart beating with mine…
Knowing that I could never find that feeling
With anyone other than you.

☻U'll always be mine, 4 now & 4 ever, U'll always be mine. Pls tell me its true, pls be mine 4 ever, I'll always always love you!

☻A candle may melt
and it’s fire may die,
but the love you have
given me will always
stay as a flame in my heart

☻when next time it rains,
try to catch the drops in your hands,
the drops you catch is the amount,
YOU LIKE ME,
the drops you missed is the amount,
I LIKE YOU.



☻How long will you be special to me?

As long as the stars twinkle in the sky,
As long as angels are there up high,
Till the ocean run dry and till the day i die.


☻Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore.

☻Know what makes me happy when you sms me?
Not your jokes, graphics or sweet messages
but your NAME that “APPEARS” on the cell
when it beeps knowing that you remembering me.

☻Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.

☻I Will Wait …
Till The Day
I Can Forget You …
Or
The Day
You Realize
You Cannot Forget Me ..

☻24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a
person like me will make ur life lovely.

Have a lovely day n life!**

☻Whenever you feel sadness in your HEART,
Blackness in your EYES,
Paleness on your FACE,
Fragrance in your body,
It shows you are suffering lack of vitamin “ME”.

☻Wen things go wrong...
Wen sadness fills ur heart...
wen tears flow in ur eyes...
always remember 3 things
1) I'm with u...
2) Still with u...
3) Will ALWAYS b...

☻Some people say happiness is life.
Others say it’s freedom
and some say it’s money.
But happiness for me is
just having the opportunity to know you!!

☻If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever..
If Your askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never..
If Your askin what I value the Answer is U..
if Your askin if I love U the answer is I do.

☻I have a simple calculation
on how long we will be together.
Count the stars in heaven
and sand on shore multiplied
by the heartbeats = forever!

☻I dream about you evey night
I shiver when your in sight
I long to hold you close n tight
I wanna be there with all my might
I m just hoping I'm the girl whos right

☻My cell phone is waiting for your call
inbox waiting for your SMS
call register waiting for your miscall
my heart waiting for your friendship

☻When i look at you,
i cannot deny there is God,
cause only God could have created some one
as wonderful n beautiful as you

☻You say you love me & want to hold me tight,
Those words run through my head day & night,
I dreamed you held me & made me see,
That forever together we would be!

☻If i reached for your hand , will u hold it ?
If i hold out my arms, will u hug me ?
If i go for your lips, will u kiss me ?
If i capture ur heart , will u love me ??

☻Life spent with someone
for a lifetime may be meaningless,
But a few moments spent
with someone who really loves U,
Means more than a life itself!

☻Smile in Pleasure
Smile in Pain
Smile when trouble pours like Rain
Smile when sum1 Hurts U
Smile becoz SOMEONE still
Loves to see u Smiling!!

☻I wonder if you know,
How special you are,
I wonder if you know,
How precious you are,
I wonder if you know,
How lucky i am,
To have you in my life,
I love you so much.

☻No shadows 2 depress u
only joys 2 surround u
many friends 2 luv u
God himself 2 bless u
These r my wishes 4 u,
for today, tommorrow & everyday

☻A day may start or end
without a message from me,
but believe me
it won’t start or end
without me thinking of you..See!
I just did. Take care.

☻C.L.I.C.K. means :

C= cant live without u
L= love u
I= i miss u
C= care about u
K= kiss from my heart 2 u
So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.

☻Heart may forget to beat
Eyes may forget to blink
Blood may forget to flow
But I cant forget you to love
Because you are something special in my life!

☻Don't go for looks,
they can deceive
Don't go for wealth
even that fades away.

☻Go for sum1 who makes u
smile becoz only a smile makes
a dark day seem bright..

☻If someone would ask me
what a beautiful life means,
I would lean my head on your shoulder
and hold you close to me
and answer with a smile:
“Like this!”

☻As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & Night my thought r of U..

☻Allow me to whisper.
No matter who I am Thinking,
my heart will always and
only stunned to you.
never forget me
you are the best!

☻All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me
All I wanted was sum1 who'd b there 4 me
All I ever wanted was sum1 who'd b true
All I ever wantedwas sum1 like U...

☻If I had the letters “HRT”,
I can add “EA” to get a “HEART”
or
a “U” and get “HURT”.
But I’d rather choose “U” and get “HURT”
than have a “HEART” without “U”.

☻Last nights I saw a lots of bright star
and I choose you from
the group of star
Bcoz you are so sweet.

☻Message:some text missing*


Sender:Name Missing*
*Number Missing
*Sent:Date missing
*Missing U a lot thats y
everything is missing....

☻You are sweeter than honey,
Purer than milk,
Softer than flower.
Since I have you, as my lover,
come to me near,
I’ll kiss your lips without fear.
Having you is treasure,
Be with me for ever!

☻Memories r treasured
no1 can steal.
Parting is heartache
no1 can heal.
Sum'll 4get u wen ur gone
but i'll remember u
no matter how long..

☻Let all my smile be yours
All your tears be mine,
Let all my happiness be yours
All your sadness be mine,
Let the whole world be yours,
Only you be mine

☻I m on a mission:
Misson 2 avoid u,
2 forgetu, 2 get rid of u,
2 not 2 talk 2u or meet u,
in short....
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!

☻world is mine
BUT
Universe is yours.
Star is mine
BUT
Galaxy is yours.
Mars is mine
BUT
Planets are yours.
You are mine
BUT
I am yours.

☻D smallest word is I,
the sweetest word is LOVE
and the dearest person
in the world is U.
tats y I Love You..:)

☻aRe YoUr LeGs TiReD?
CoZ yoU’Ve BeEin RuNNiNg
ThRoUgH My MiNd aLL DaY LoNg!

☻I look at the moon
the moon is beautiful
I look at you
i..i…
I rather look at the moon again

☻I may run out of SMS to text you,
I may run out of credit to call you,
I may run out of jokes to tickle you,
but my heart will never run out of
space to accomodate you.

☻Dear O Dear, ur not near
but i can hear
dont get fear
Ur memories r here
liv wid cheer
no mere tear
and ur mine forever!

☻Q:Wat is luv?
*
*
*
*
A:Luv is wen sum1 breaks ur heart
n d most amazing thing
is tat u still luv them
wid every broken piece...!


☻Let all my smile be yours
All your tears be mine,
Let all my happiness be yours
All your sadness be mine,
Let the whole world be yours,
Only you be mine

☻A word to say, a word to hear
Even in ur absence i feel u near
R relation is strong..hope it goes long
v wil remain d same til d life goes on!

☻Nobody teaches the fish to swim,
a birds to fly,
a cows to moo,
a dogs to bark.
They just do
&
nobody teach me to think of you
I just do

☻U may miss me
U may ignore me
U may even forget me
But one day if u wanna c me
Dont search, just c ur shadow
i wil be thr...Trust Me!!

☻It is the Mayuri which dances when it rains,
It is the Koyal which sings when Autumn comes,
It is my Heart which does both
when your thought comes to my mind.

☻I'll stand here 4ever,
If 4ever's what it takes,
because u r my 4ever,
and 4ever always waits.....

☻Whenever I look at my palm,
I wonder which of those tiny
cute cross lines made me so lucky
to meet a sweet person like you
Good Morning…

☻My past says u met me
My future says u wil care 4 me
My present says u wil understand me
But my heart says u wil
Always Remember ME!

☻I made a list of Special people
in My Life with a Pencil,
When your name comes,
I decided to use a permanent Marker.
Bcoz I want to keep you in My life forever.

☻Red or white
short or tall
wrapped in silver
not wrapped at all
under covers
inside a box
shapes & sizes
love comes in lots.

☻Nothing to say.
Nothing to write.
Nothing to send.
But I believe that,
you will listen,
read & receive
my feelings in the silence too.

☻Ur precious love has
turned my life completely around,
I feel lik Im wlaking but
my feet dont seem 2 touch d ground..!!

☻Don’t ever worry about what you are to me,
because you will never be anything less than my world.

☻Ur d angel who I cherish so dearly
in tis heart of mine,
d 1 who makes my day brighter,
by making my whole world shine..!

☻Relation is what I share with you.
Success is what I pray for you.
Happiness is what I wish for you.
But remember is what I need from you.
Your Sweet Heart.

☻Wenever I miss U,
I wont luk 4u in my dreams
or try 2 hear ur voice in ur msgs.
I'll jus put my right hand across mychest n feel U!

☻How can you spell “N_CE” without “I”?
“POL_TE” without “I”?
How can you “SM_LE” without “I”?
How can you “W_SH” without “I”?
see, “I”m very Important for you.

☻In life luv is neither planned nor does it happen 4 a reason
but when d luv is real
it becums ur plan 4 life
n reason 4 living..!

☻I always lose control
when you are by my side.
You have bcome the light of my life.
I always enjoy the time, I spend with you.
I think, I am falling in love with you!

☻Live 4 d person ho dies 4u,
Smile 4 d person ho cries 4u,
Fight 4 d person ho protects u,
n luv d person ho luvs u more than u..!

☻Each day I meet someone new.
But never find another you!
The world is full of people,
its true..
Yet no one ever equals to you.

☻U'll alwys b mine 4 now n 4ever.
U'll alwys b mine 4 ur my treasure.
U'll always b mine pls tel me its true.
Pls b mine 4everi'll always luv u...!

☻Forgive my eyes for admiring your beauty.
You stole my heart the moment you looked at me,
call me crazy call me insane
every time my heart beats it mentions your name.

☻Wen a TOUCH could HEAL a wound
Wen EYES'S cud SPEAK volumes
Wen a SMILE can confirm I M THERE
then why do v need owrds 2 say'I LOVE YOU.'

☻Its a nice feeling,wen sum1 u luv luvs u in retrn. So when u knw d 1 u luv has special feeling 4 u, never let them go coz its rare 2 find 2 hearts dat beat as 1.

☻How can I spell s_cces without u
C_te without u
Or H_mble without u,
Even Tr_st without u,
See I can’t even La_gh without u,
I don’t know what to do without u.

☻I was asked about Newton's law and I said I don't know. I was questioned on the current President of USA and I wasn't sure if it is Clinton or Bush. But when I was asked on who I love, the only answer I can think of, is you.

☻Smokers have smoking heart
Drinkers have an alcoholic heart
I request you don’t eat sugar
Because you already have a sweet heart

☻You are the twinkle of my eyes;
The smile on my lips;
The joy of my face;
Without you I am incomplete.

☻If I would know that I’m gonna die tomorrow,
I’ll spend 23 hours with you and
if you wonder what about the last hour.
In that I’ll find someone
who can take care of you
Love you always.

☻Relationship doesn't get closer by meetings, but it is sweetend by THOUGHTS. I care for you in my own STRANGE ways. Maybe you will never know, Maybe I will never show..

☻Something expected is called an incident.
Something unexpected is an accident.
You are an accident in my life,
Which is the ever best incident in my life.

☻I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers;
I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean;
I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best luv ever!

☻3 - 2 = one heart praying 4 you
1 + 1= two eyes looking for you
3+2= five sensesmissing you.
4+3= seven days in a week i desire you.
7+5= 12months asking god to bless you

☻Let the world stop turning,
Let the sun stop burning,
Let them tell me love's not worth going through.
If it all falls apart,
I will know deep in my heart,
The only dream that mattered had come true
...In this life I was loved by you.


☻If I never met you, I wouldn't like you. If I didn't like you, I wouldn't love you. If I didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you. But I did, I do, and I will.


☻If I could give you only 1 thing in my life,
I would give you the ability
to see yourself through my eyes.
Only then would you realise
how special you are to me.

☻Let`s share the world.
A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me...

☻Sending you my bed to let you rest, pillows to give you comfort and my blanket to keep you warm. I can't sleep now coz' I've lent you all my things already. Gd nite! I love you.

☻I may be gone for a minute,
for hours, for a day.
I may not be able to say
good morning or good night
but
I’ll never try to say goodbye
to a person who has been sweet and true.

☻I miss the laughs I used to get from you, I miss the talks we used to have. And above all, I just miss YOU!

☻I wish to be a magic man
so I can write your name in the sky,
waters and on the moon.
So that any one who will look up to the sky,
drink the water and watch the moon
in the nite will see the kind of love I’ve for you.

☻You know I wish I can be with you everyday for 8 days a week and 25 hrs a day. I never seem to get enough of you.

☻Can you see me? no?
Turn around, can you see me now? no?
Turn again, can you see me now?
I can see you
because
you have a special place in my heart!

☻You’ve caught my attention,
stolen my affection
and
attracted my emotion,
so anything I do for you,
don’t mention,
but always met me at the junction,
so, our feelings can function.

☻If i were a tear in ur eye i would roll down to ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i would never cry as i would be afraid 2 lose u!

☻Walk with me when your hearts needs company,
Take my hand when you feel all alone,
Turn to me when you need someone to lean on,
Coz I’m the one you can always trust on!

☻You kissed my lips and
I felt a flutter in my heart.
You touched my hand and
lit a spark in my body.
You stared into my eyes and
saw straight into my soul.
You put your arms around me
and I was finally complete.

☻My love for you is like water,
Falling countless
The beating of my heart,
For you is so heavy and soundless,
The feeling of being in your arm is so
Precious and endless.

☻A special smile, a special face.A special someone i cant replace. I luv u,i always will.U have filled a space no one can fill!

☻When i wake in the morning,
I don’t have to wonder who,
Because my first thoughts are of you.
In the stillness of the dawn,
In the fury of the storm,
I dream of you my queen,
Of things unseen,
Just you and me togrther,
I’ll love you,
Always and forever.

☻I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose,
And then I looked at you,
And I kept looking at you,
Coz the rose isn’t as beautiful as you.

☻I have liked many but loved very few.Yet no-one has been as sweet as u. I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.
just for the pleasure of a moment with u.

☻Love is born with
the pleasure of looking at each other,
Its fed with
the necessity of seeing each other,
its is concluded with
impossibility of seperation.

☻A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I——————————————————————-U,V,W,X,Y,Z.
What are you looking for?
I killed all those,
who were between I and U.

☻It hurts when you talk to someone else and not to me
It hurts more when someone else makes you smile and I can’t.

☻Why do we close our eyes wen we sleep - wen we dream, wen we kiss? This is becoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen.
When i close my eyes i see you

☻Wanting u is easy missing u is hard. Wishing u was with me wrapped up in my arms. Constantly think of u when we r apart. Ive got the padlock u have the key to my heart.

☻When you love someone truly, you don't look for faults, you don't look for answers, you don't look for mistakes. Instead, you fight the mistakes, you accept the faults and overlook the excuses.

☻To,
The Love
Owner of my
heArt & my
life.
DeAr
I beg to sAy thAt i miss you & love you so much and, i cAn’t live without you. So kindly give me some plAce in your heArt. I shAll be very thAnkful to you.
Urs Obediently,
,
Name=YØURS LÖVE

☻I searched through books & leafed through cards; For words that wud convey, what I had in my heart, but when I sat down to write, all I can write was....I Luv U

☻If you find your world as a sky
and your friends as stars,
and if you don’t find me among them,
don’t worry! I’ve just been fallen
to make your wish come true.

☻Life is a book we all read it. Luv is a blessing we all need it. Always be happy, always have a smile coz. Remember in this world we are just for a while!

☻A sweet way to propose sumone.
~Excuse me~
Do you have a suniplast?
Actually i need it b’coz
I hurt my knees when i fell in love with you.

☻If Sky Is My Paper And
The Stars Are My Words And
If Ocean Is My Ink
Still It Is Not Enough For Me To Write
How Much “I Like U”

☻We cannot be together,
But we'll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You’re always in my heart.

☻I may never have the opportunity
to do great things for you.
But I’ll always find a chance to do,
smal things for you
in a GREAT way BY PRAYING.

☻I don't care how many lips u’ve kissed, how many shoulders u’ve embraced & how many times u’ve said, I Luv U! All I care is not be the first but to be ur last!

☻Without Your SMS My Week Days are Like:
“Moodoutday”
“Tearday”
“Wasteday”
“Thirstday”
“Fightday”
“Sufferday”
&
“Sadday”
So
Kindly sms Me Evryday.

☻Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is blue; Luv is a paper, life is glue, every thing is false, only My Luv is TRUE.

☻I never ask for a smile, I just give it.
I never expect love from others, I just love them.
I never say that I can’t live without you,
I say I live just for you.

☻If you r in a dark room, you find blood everywhere and the walls are shaking- don't worry friend, u r at the safest place, you r in my heart.

☻Good relations doesn’t need any promises,
any terms or conditions.
It just need 2 wonderful people.
Cute like me and sweet like you.

☻Relationship doesn’t get closer by meetings,
But it is sweetend by thoughts.
I care for you in own strange ways.
May be you will never know,
May be I’ll never show.

☻To live this Life, I need heartbeat
To have a heartbeat, I need a Heart
To have a Heart, I need Happiness
To have a Happiness, I need you..!!

☻U want & u get, that's luck, U want & u wait, that's time. U want but u compromise, that's life. And U want & u wait & u don't compromise that's LOVE.

☻There are Tulips in my garden,
there are Tulips in the park,
but nothing is more be beautiful
than our two lips meeting in the dark!

☻Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.

☻Whenever Likable
People Cross My Mind
I Always Hve Such
Pleasant Thoughts Of You
You Always Bring Such
Happiness & Joy
Those Who Lift Me Up
Are Very Few …


☻My hands never pain
when typing message for you..!
But my heart always in pain,
when there is no reply from you…!

Best SMS Jokes

1+1= 2 my 2 eyes looking at u 3+2 = 5 sense missing u 4+3 =7 days thinking of u 5+7= 12 months dreaming abt u but 99 +1 =100 year's i need a sweet friend like u.....

See outside the window the sun is rising 4 u, the birds singing 4 u, the flowers smiling 4 u BCZ last night I told them 2 wish u Good Morning.


The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing it.



I Forgive all the beings,May all the beings forgive me. My Amity is with all the beings,
and enmity with none .


 Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.

To love someone is nothing. To be loved by someone is something. To love and be loved by someone is everything.

U r in my heart always..bcz when i open my eyes i feel u were my dream ..when i close my eyes i feel u were in reallity of my life

 Frndship is like d relation b/w the hand n d eyes.when d hand get hurtz d eye cries n when d eye cries d hand wipes d tears

Each time i miss u , a star falls down. so if someday at night u wake up & find its dark & no stars at all its all ur fault....coz u made me miss u sooooooooo much .

What you do today is important because you are exchanging a Day of your Life for it.

 There is only one moment to live, the present moment.Either live it or leave it unlived.


The best of all things is to learn. Money can be lost or stolen, health and strength may fail, but what you have committed to your mind is yours forever.


 Flirt with ur understanding,get engaged to compassion,marry simplicity,honeymoon with genuineness,&divorce the ego...thats life.Live it

 Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get . . . Only with what you are expected to give. . . . Which is everything.

If we fight, we may not always win, but if we don't fight, we will
surely lose

To handle yourself, use your head;
To handle others, use your heart.

He, who loses money, loses much;
He, who loses a friend, loses much more;
He, who loses faith, loses all.


Great minds discuss ideas;
Average minds discuss events;
Small minds discuss people.

Anger is only one letter short of danger
If someone betrays you once, it is his fault;
If he betrays you twice, it is your fault.


A "smile" is a sign of joy...a "hug" is a sign of love...a "laugh" is a sign of happiness & a "friend" like "me" is a sign of "GOOD CHOICE"


COURT ORDER! u r accused of crawling into my HEART, & hijacking my smiles with urs. How do u plead? GUILTY! U R sentenced 2 b MY FRIEND 4 -LIFE-no bail accepted?

The secret to productive goal setting is in establishing clearly defined goals, writing them down and then focusing on them several times a day with words, pictures and emotions AS IF we've already achieved them.

Last Night I hugged my pillow and dream of you..I wish that somday I'd dream abt my pillow and I h'd been hugging you.


A person u love is an extention of urself. w/o it, u r not complete so better tke cre of urself because i dnt wnt 2 lose a part of me..

In words, love can be read. In actions, love can be measured but others don't know that even in silence love can be heard.

The best part of loving is not wishing that the person loves you as much as you do, but in feeling that you love the person more than you thought you could.

What good is beauty without brains, looks without charm, money without happiness, a smile without feelings, a life without you?

Thru the sky I saw a smile. Thru the smile I saw joy. Thru joy I saw friendship. Thru friendship I saw friends. And thru friends I saw you.

I will lend you my shoulder for you to cry on, my ears to listen to you, my hand for you to hold, my feet to walk with you but i can not lend you my heart because it already belongs to you.

There is night so we can appreciate day, sorrow so we can appreciate joy, evil so we can appreciate good, you so i can appreciate love.

Wat if u nid 2 make 100 steps 2 get close 2 me, wud u do it? Wel, just take 1 step n ill come rushing 2 take 99 steps 4 u. so f u nid me, ill be der.

I've made so many mistakes in my life, but something I did right was to have you as a friend and I definitely wont make another mistake of losing someone like you.

My day maybe hectic. My sked may be tight. But I would never let d day end w/o me saying good night. Have sweet dreams.

You greeted me hi I didn't reply. you gave me a sweet smile, I responded with a sigh. You showed me your love you received a shrug. But when you bid goodbye I began to cry.

SMS Love Poems

Life is for living I live mine for u,
Love is for giving I give mine to u.
Dreams are for dreaming, I dream of u,
Hearts are for beating mine beats for u.
Someone somewhere dreams of ur smile,
Nwhilst thinking of u, says life is worthwhile.
So when u r lonely, remember its true,
Someone somewhere is thinking of u.

If a kiss was a drop of water,
Id send u the sea.
If a hug and cuddle was a leaf,
Id send u a tree.
And if love was forever,
Id give u eternity.

I asked god for a flower,
I got a garden.
I asked for a tree,
He have the forest.
I asked for a rive,
He gave me the ocean.
I asked for love,
And I got u!

Close ur eyes and imagine this,
The one u love just gave u a kiss.
Move closer, have no fear,
Dont open ur eyes or the dream will disappear.

Heres my heart, its urs so take it,
Treat it gently, please dont break it.
Its full of love thats good and true,
So please keep it always close to u.

Somebody loves u, somebody cares,
Somebody is saying ur name in their prayers.
All day long all night through,
Somebody is breaking their heart just for u!

Ur love is like a river peaceful and deep,
Ur soul is like a secret that I never could keep,
When I look into ur eyes I know its true,
God must have taken time in making u!

Hurt is painful, love is 2,
U dream of someone,
Someone else dreams of u.
Although these dreams rarely come true,
It feels good to dream of someone like u!

If u r asking if Id hurt u, the answer is never.
If u r asking if I miss u, the answer is forever.
If u r asking if I need u, the answer is I do.
If u r asking what I value, the answer is Id value u.

If being caring was time,
U would b ETERNITY
If being a darling was a dime,
U would b worth BILLIONS.
But damn, if being sexy was a crime,
U would b so GUILTY.