Top ten uses for my boyfriend's computer.

10) Good post-it note holder.
9) Keeps pesky boyfriend out of your hair.
8) Warm place for the cat to sleep.
7) Good reason to have an extra bedroom.
6) Bonding tool for men.
5) Tossed from an upstairs window, it gets the attention of passing pedestrians.
4) Hey Dave! Steamroll this!
3) At home shopping!
2) Typing these stupid top ten lists.
1) 3 1/2" disks make good drink coasters.