The Ten Office Commandments

I. Thou Shalt Have No Other Life Beside Work
II. Thou Shalt Not Download Any Craven Images
III. Thou Shalt Not Take the Name of The Manager Thy God in Vain
IV. Remember the Sabbath Day to Work and Keep it Holy
V. Honor Thy Punctuality and Confidentiality Agreements
VI. Thou Shalt Not Kill Time
VII. Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery On Office Furniture or Equipment
VIII. Thou Shalt Not Steal Thy Employer's Yellow Sticky-Notes
IX. Thou Shalt Not Wantonly Xerox Thy Posterior
X. Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Cubicle, Nor His Stapler, Nor His Three-Hole Punch