Pathan Does't Pay

One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus and drove of along his route. No problems for the first few stops- a few people got on, a few people got off and things went generally well.



At the next stop, however, a huge bulk of a Pathan got on, six feet five built quite like a wrestler. He glared at the conductor and said, " Pathan does't pay" and sat down at the back.



Conductor did not argue with the Pathan, but he wasn't happy about it. The next day the same thing happened. Pathan got on the bus and made a show of refusing to pay, and sat down. And the next day, and the next.



This grated the bus driver who started losing sleep over the manner in which the Pathan was taking advantage of the poor conductor.Finally the conductor could not stand the Pathan any longer. So! he signed up for a bodybuilding , Karat, Judo and all that good stuff.



By the end of that summer, he has become quite strong What's more, he really fellt good about himself. So!, on the next monday when the Pathan once again got on the bus and said" Pathan doesn't pay" the driver stood up and glared back at the Pathan and screamed, " And why not?"



With a surprise look on his face, Pathan replied " Pathan has a bus pass"