WORDS WOMEN USE

FINE
>
> This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you
> need to shut up.
>
> FIVE MINUTES
>
> If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five
> minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch
> the game before helping around the house.
>
> NOTHING
>
> This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should
> be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing'
> usually end in "Fine"
>
> GO AHEAD
>
> This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
>
> LOUD SIGH
>
> This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
> misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and
> wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
> over "Nothing"
>
> THAT'S OKAY
>
> This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a
> man. "That's! Okay" means that she wants to think
> long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
>
> THANKS
>
> A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're
> welcome.