Sardar Jokes Part 1

Sardar in train

Sardar : I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.

Friend : Y?

Sardar : Got upper berth.

Friend : Y did'nt u Xchnged?

Sardar : Oye, there was nobody to Xchng in the lower berth.. 

Sardar - Teacher lecturing on population

A Teacher lecturing on population:

In India after Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up and says: we must find and stop her !! 

Sardarji filling application form

Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as

to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".

After much thought he wrote : Yes ! 

Sardar wins a lottery

Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave him 11 cr after deducting tax.

Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.! 

Sardar proposed a girl

Sardar proposed a Girl
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Girl said 'I'm 1yr elder to you'
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Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR. 

Sardar writing to his son

Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?

Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast. 

Sardar on Manmohan singh

A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.

Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''

Note: Manmohan Singh is the Prime Minister (PM) of INDIA