Bollywood and Software

*  DO loop
   Sau saal pehle, mujhe tumse pyaar tha
   Aaj bhi hai,aur kal bhi rahega

*  IF THEN ELSE
   Tum agar mujhko na chaaho to koi baat
   nahin Magar kisi aur ko chaahogi to mushkil hogi.

*  RETURN statement
   aa laut ke aaja mere meet tujhe mere geet
   bulaate hain

*  Procedure call
   aaja re ab mera dil pukaara

*  malloc()
   Yaad kiya dilne kahan ho tum?

*  exit(), suspend
   Ruk jaa o jaane waali ruk jaa

*  for(;;), the infinite loop
   hum tum, yug yug se ye geet milan ke gaate rahe
   hain, gaate rahenge hum tum...

*  [remote login:]
   tumse kuchh kehna hai, gar tum kuch kehne do

*  [ network busy ]
   suno - kaho, kaha - suna, kucha huwa kya? abhee
   to nahin...

*  Two Recursive functions calling each other
   muze kuch kahana hein, muze bhee kuch kahena hein
   pahle tum,pahle tum.....

*  extern variable
   hum hein rahee pyaar ke, humse kucha bhee na boliye
   jo bhee pyar se mila hum usike ho liye

*  static/local variable
   Jeena yahaan, marna yahaan iske siwa jaana kahan    

*  SUBROUTINE
   Akela hoon mai, es duniya mein, na koi sathee hai......

*  Mental state after a CLEAN COMPILE
   Ek punjaban dil churake le gayee, hai...... sona sona ......  
   dil mera sona.....

*  Completion of DESIGN SPECIFICATION
   Chanda se hoga woh pyara, phoolon se hoga woh nyara,  
   nachega aangan mei chamcham, nanha sa munna hamara.....

*  FILE NOT FOUND
   Na tum hame jano, na hum tumhe jane, magar lagta hai
   kutch aisa......

*  Global application
   Mera juuta hai japanee, yeh patloo enlishtani, sar pe
   lal topy roosi phir bhi dil hai hindustani......