Beer Effects

· if every woman at a party looks like a supermodel

· if you're doing in order to give each beer

· if you only read a newspaper for the advertising offers of beer

· when you wake up and you both simultaneously: "Have we done together?" think

· Quick as you reach the inside runs and a Duvel order

· if you do the communion and back for refilling

· if your alarm (s) early to put in time at the opening of the cafe to be present

· if you think something is wrong with you because the room stops spinning

· if you have read this entire list and had to laugh.

· if you make a drunken top 20 with your own experiences

· if you have a list of the top 10 beer

· if your only goal is a bowl to drink beer a day (and still prefer Duvel)

· if you find it easier to drunk to study

· if you want something from your shoulder and sweep the floor appears to be

· if you empty beer bottles used as wall decoration

· if you ever have a hangover

· when you are on the mailing list of the brewery is

· Always urinate when you have transparent urine

· if you urinate frequently outside

· if your morning take a shower and the first 5 minutes the water does not touch the shower because your dehydrated skin absorbs everything.

· Whenever you're in your fifth liver transplant

· if you fall off a ladder with a glass in your hand and not a drop of beer spilling

· if you find that drinking alcohol beer is like making love with a woman in a canoe ... too close to the water

· if you find that beer commercials a deep meaning.

· as empty boxes look nice as a TV table

· and after the last round every woman is beautiful here

· if your passport color eyes "bloodshot" stated

· as tequila worms when hearing your name spontaneous spasm

· when the rehab you already know the name