Human Jokes

 

What's the difference between a human and a dung beetle?

Answer: Beetle knows when to spit it out.

What's the difference between a human and a mosquito?

Answer: A mosquito can leave the earth's surface in peace.

What's the difference between a human and a moth?

Answer: A moth seeks the light, a human thinks it switches on the light.

What's the difference between a human and a centipede?

Answer: A centipede will only step on you 100 times.

What's the difference between a human and a blood sucking soul destroying parasite?

Answer: ??

What's the difference between a human and a caterpillar?

Answer: A caterpillar can change its perspective on life.

What's the difference between a cocoon and the human mindset?

Answer: Size.

What's the difference between a human and a worm?

Answer: Trees still grow after a worm works hard.

What's the difference between a human and a stick insect?

Answer:  The insect is fake on purpose.

What's the difference between a human and Dr Beetle?

Answer: Not enough, unfortunately.

If you have any other human jokes, send them in and I might put them here