Miscellaneous4All

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

SOME QUOTES

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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. Make it idiot proof and someone will...

IT'S STARTING TO RAIN

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Two blondes were trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. Here is their dialogue: Blonde One: I can't seem to g...

A LETTER TO GOD

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Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tel...

HOW TO MAKE A MAN & WOMAN HAPPY??

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How to make a man and woman happy ? To make a woman happy ..... A man only needs to be: 1. A friend 2. A companion 3. A lover 4. A br...

HOW TO LIGHT A CIGARETTE??

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Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have anything...
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